I’ve been anticipating Madonna’s new image for her album Hard Candy, scheduled to be released in April. After all, she’s the queen of making random stuff cool (see disco stuff, fishnet gloves, pointy bras.) So it looks like she’s adopting this whole boxer sheik thing for her new album. I can see how this would be so many shades of awesome. But this cover?

I dunno Madonna. I mean, I’ve seen your crotch about a billion times so this isn’t really anything new. And this font? It looks like that “Porky’s” font on my computer. But perhaps the biggest problem I have with this is your head. What’s up with your hair? It looks almost like you shaved half of it. And why is your mouth open like that? You look a little “mentally disabled” if you know what I mean. Yes, yes, I know you’re hitting 50 and you’re trying to prove to the world that you’re still cool and relevant, but was this really the way to do it? Eh, what do you all think?

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