Elvis Presley’s peacock jumpsuit was auctioned off for $300,000 today making it the most expensive piece of Elvis memorabilia ever auctioned. The person who won the suit went unknown but I’d put my money on Lisa Marie Presley. The baby momma is going to need some maternity wear soon so why not blanket the twins with something grandpa used to love. Am I right people? Nevertheless, I couldn’t help imagining owning one of these. What the hell does someone do with a peacock jumpsuit? Well my friends, I’ve put a lot of thought into it and I’ve come up with my own list of peacock jumpsuit ideas.
1) Wear it to the zoo. Our local Gladys Porter Zoo has peacocks running around all over the place. If anyone would appreciate this design, it would be them.
2) Get married in it. Women everywhere have said the most expensive item in their wardrobe is their wedding dress. Why not use a peacock jumpsuit?! It totally ties in a great teal peacock theme.
3) Birdwatching. This thing would bring in the motherload for sure. But you might want to wear a transparent poncho. Birds get jealous and they might want to unload on your glittery feathers.
4) Wear it to work. If there’s one thing I know about going to work in regular clothes, it’s that you have to go home and change into “going out” clothes when people invite you for drinks afterwards. You wear this to work, problem solved!
