It seems like today has turned out to be a popular blogging day for pop stars. First we get Lily Allen
explaining her drunken night out and now we have Ashlee Simpson being cheeky about the cancellation of her tour.
Ashlee writes on her myspace blog:
Dear friends, fans, lurkers, stalkers and sh**talkers!
I’m really sorry to announce that I’m going to postpone my tour this summer.
My team gave me a few reasons I could use:
1. jury duty (but you can get out of jury duty once)
2. creative differences (but I’m a solo artist so that didn’t make sense)
3. not in the mood/have a headache (wait, that was an excuse for Pete! and it didn’t work. See next reason)
4. the baby
…and that’s where I drew the line.
The truth is I want to put on an amazing show for you the next time I come to your town. I promise I will be back, better than ever and ready to rock out. Until then,
Love,
Ashlee
Ashlee, you forgot the “my album tanked and my show tickets aren’t selling” reason. If you wanted to be honest, you could’ve added that option as number 5. I’m just sayin’.
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