Everyone should get over to Cracked.com and check out The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time. They’ve got everyone from Del tha Funkee Homosapien to Eminem. But even though they’ve pretty much got everyone covered, I thought I’d share a few of my honorable mentions that were left off the list.

Q-Tip

Who names themselves after a cotton swab brand? It’s hard not to think of earwax buildup. Q, you look like you could kill someone on your album cover, wouldn’t something like Bonecrusher be more appropriate? You know that wasn’t taken when you started out!

50 cent

Oh, 50, you’ve been shot how many times and lived? You’re holding a stack of 20s in that photo up there, and you still think that you’re only worth the price of a sticky hand? Modesty ain’t your thang. We know you got confidence, hun and would no doubt win in a fight against Chamillionaire, but at least he doesn’t sound cheap. Oh, wait, he’s on this list too, damn.

Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy

This name makes me think about allergic reactions, petticoats and Puff the Magic Dragon. But at least dragons are gangstas right?

 Posted by Crystal