Oh god! First Miley Cyrus covers Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” and now The Jonas Brothers are covering Coldplay’s “Fix You”? This needs to stop! It’s unnerving! Next thing you know, the entire cast of “High School Musical” is going to do a pop rendition of Radiohead’s “Paranoid Android”! And then all will be ruined!!!!

The expression on my face as I watch this.

Reasons why I hate this:
1) It reminds me how embarrassed I am about loving Coldplay.

2) It makes me hate 12-year-old girls.

3) This gives The Jonas Brothers the power to rule the universe.

As I wait out the Disney craze sweeping the country (seriously, how long will it be until it’s over?), I’m left to endure the many sad attempts at pop stardom by stars like Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens. And as much as I try to steer clear of these kids, queen bee Miley Cyrus, who remains at the top of my “must avoid at all costs before I gouge my eyes out” list (Heidi Montag is on this list, too), just keeps infiltrating my life. Everywhere I turn that big-toothed smile is baring down on me. But what’s even more of a nightmare is when the big-toothed smile is destroying songs that were a part of my childhood. Check out Miley’s version of “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.”

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